Bipasha channels and succeeds in looking like a a decked-out Christmas tree. Alas, this is no Halloween costume; it is her getup for a photo shoot to promote her upcoming film, Goal. The dress is a sight for sore eyes, literally! Equally ugly are the shoes, which look like rubber encased in sequins encased in metallic foil. And last but not least is the hair, which is a badly dyed, cheap, synthetic wig. We all know Bips has shorter hair right now so who is she trying to fool wearing this knock-off wig. Excuse us while we go and poke our eyes out after seeing this technicolor mess.
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Bipasha Basu October 31, 2007
Jolly Green Giant! October 31, 2007
Look folks, it’s the Jolly Green Giant come to visit us on Halloween! Oh wait, it’s only Rakhi Sawant, promoting the Mint-O Fresh Cool Green mints. Hope the poor girl got paid a huge sum of money to strut her stuff in this hideous green pile of vomit! (Image courtesy of Bollyone)
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Deepika Padukone October 31, 2007
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Deepika was just named the brand ambassador for Kingfisher Airlines, so that explains the red dress she wore to the event. She looks statuesque in this red number….and….hmm…yeah, that’s as far as we can go in terms of compliments. Soooooo, on to the cons: the dress needs a good ironing and needs to be a tad longer; the watch on her wrist is distracting and should be removed altogether; the black clutch is too harsh (she should have opted instead for a subtle bronze clutch); and we’d have liked to see some jewelry or variation in her hairstyle. Other than that, we have no other complaints.
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Beyonce Knowles October 30, 2007
Yes yes, we know that this is the ‘Bollywood’ Fashion Police but we couldn’t resist taking a stab at Miss Beyonce, when she recently held a concert in Mumbai. We present to you, a few of her get-ups that she wore on stage:
The first is a gaudy, Indian lengha. The second outfit is a skin-colored bathing suit with an unsightly wet spot (did she accidentally pee while belting out a high note??). And the last outfit is a glittery gown that Kareen Kapoor also wore but looked better on our own Bebo (http://bollywoodfashionpolice.blogspot.com/2007/10/kudos-kareena-kapoor.html)
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Abhishek Bachchan October 30, 2007
Bachchan Jr. is a complete fool when it comes to dressing himself. One the one hand, he tries to look like a politician greeting his constituents, in his Nehru-style jacket and pants. On the other hand, he looks like an idiot with his hair slicked back and held together with a headband. A grown man in a girlie headband can not and will not be taken seriously. Dude, get a haircut, shave your ape-like stubble and live up to the expectations of being Aishwarya’s husband, ‘coz goodness knows you are nowhere close to being like your father. Perhaps one day – you can dream!
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Kim Sharma October 30, 2007
(Image courtesy of Filmicafe)
Why so sad Kim? Is it because you realized that you bought your dress two sizes too small, AS USUAL? Or is it because you realized that you are color-blind and your bright pink talons (see nails and toenails) clash with your bright blue dress? On the plus side, your clutch and shoes match! But little else. The earrings look fab but not a great counterpart to the outfit. We’ve seen you in the same tired trend (i.e., short, tight, second-skin dress) countless times that we’d like to see you in something different, perhaps a long, non-cleavage-baring dress from Elie Saab:
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Priyanka Chopra October 27, 2007
Priyanka is our own Bollywood Halle Berry and we don’t mean that in a most flattering way. Has anyone noticed that Halle has a style that she always follow (i.e., plenty of cleavage, figure-hugging dresses)? Well, that’s our Priyanka! She has her style modus-operandi: girlie dresses that make her look 12.
We don’t particularly have a problem with this outfit but it is the same old, tired trend that Priyanka always wears. The little girlie dress that makes a perfectly grown woman look like a 12 year old child. Honey, who are you fooling? You know you ain’t 12 anymore; you don’t look a day over 29! We implore you to stop wearing these dresses that you are picking up from the juniors department. Start dressing like a woman! If you need some style tips, ask Malaika Arora; she’s the only Bollywood celebrity we’ve seen who’s worth referencing.
