The May cover of L’officiel India had me thinking ‘Real housewives of Bollywood’. Or should it be ‘Real tacky housewives of Bollywood’? All these women look sadly emaciated and one-tone. Who knew that India only had one skin-color, i.e., boring bisque! Yes, ladies, Photoshop gone bad and a magazine gone to the wolves (i.e., the socialities and power wives who can pay to be on the cover).